If this looks like a copout post, you’re right. It’s slacker time. I’m a major blog slug. Today I’m in a frump.
I need some laughs. Perhaps you do as well?
Here….. join me in some super corny puns.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep Off the Grass.” A backward poet writes inverse.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Bu-Dunp-Dump.